Can You Don't? | Tall Can. Stopping. Elephant Parking. Gravy Coupon.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 92 minutes
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There comes a point when trying to help people who have lost everything that the entire situation would have been better off had you done literally nothing at all. KFC didn't get that memo. Let's talk about that, shoving a tall can of beer up your butt for a couple days, another example of the darker side of AI which humanity gets to look forward to, having a family picnic on the side of a freeway, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Tall can stopping elephant parking gravy coupon |
| 0:06.0 | Oh Brian I cannot hear you. |
| 0:26.9 | Can you? Could you hear yourself? |
| 0:29.5 | Yeah, I have one ear. |
| 0:30.3 | I have one ear thing. |
| 0:31.6 | And I, you're just over there scratching and yell. |
| 0:33.8 | Like, as soon as Zach started pushing the intro, I guess you're like barely a little |
| 0:37.0 | berry muffled like, God fucking damn it! Then you just kept talking and I was like, I go, I don't know what you're saying over there. It's like it's on the left side kind of of my neck up here. Like the hair line back, but it just always fitches. Okay. And. It won't eat and it'll just be like |
| 0:55.6 | I'll just it once and it'll itch for like |
| 0:57.8 | a couple hours. |
| 0:59.4 | We need some can you don't inch or itch |
| 1:01.6 | ointment in the... But why? |
| 1:04.3 | But it's been happening for months. |
| 1:06.5 | Maybe you have... |
| 1:07.9 | Okay, we can add it to the |
| 1:09.8 | gaggle, the honkathon. |
| 1:12.8 | Some kind of get... |
| 1:13.6 | Go get your it's checked out. No, no of them thinking about it. Like everything is... You can't do it. But it's like right back here. All right. There's a little bump. I'm sorry about it. It's cancer, isn't it? God damn it. It might sound like we're on a little bit of meth, but that's just because we have to |
| 1:28.8 | rip through so many things to talk about. |
| 1:30.9 | Welcome to episode 175. |
| 1:32.8 | As always, send your content into, hey, guys, at can you don't podcast.com. |
| 1:36.4 | Of course, sign up on Patreon. |
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