Hey Brian! Yeah, what's up dude? Oh no, it's bad. What's up? Oh, that's so fun!

Oh no, it's bad. What's up? Oh, that's so funny. I totally forgot. You've gotten, if we had a plaque or something, I would give it to you. I don't have, like, learned how to breathe and didn't smack your lips every four minutes or four seconds. It was even four minutes.

Yeah, but if I did have that plaque, I would be given it to you right now. I'm so proud of you. You've come such a long way with your mouth etiquette on the microphone.

Well, it's, so this is episode 11. Yeah. So that's 10 episodes. I felt like that was it, that's a nice milestone to acknowledge that.

We took three weeks off and what if it would have, all this is just a sham. It's a cover. None of this happened to me. Your dad didn't die.

Yeah, just so you could go to mouth school. Yeah. And they were just slapping your wrist, old school, ruler to the desk. Just nuns. Just nuns, whappin' you and look at you now, baby.

Well, you know what's weird about that whole thing? I didn't mention that. Out of the gate, we recorded, like, what, 20 episodes. It felt like 20 episodes in a row. Then we took a break for three weeks. So it was only two weeks ago that we actually started recording, right? Yeah.

Because I don't, the timeline, I don't understand the timeline at all. I don't even know what day it is. Like we're an alternate 1985 universe. I'm waiting for frickin' Biff Tannen to be president. Yeah.

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And we also have some other segment ideas that we're kicking around. Yeah. And we want to get a jump on it. So if you, with anything that we're about to say, new in your brain, or like, I got this.

Fuckin' send it in to hey guys at canyoudon'tpodcast.com. And a couple of those segments right now, one of which is a talent show, which we just thought would be fucking great and hilarious.

Yeah, because there's going to be some really good stuff. Wow. And then there's going to be stuff like, you shouldn't have done, you wasted your time. Well, we get a laugh out of it.

Yes, we do. I haven't seen a waste of time. I left some stuff in the inbox, not sure if you would ever click on it. I did it on purpose. And it's from a guy who only sends me farts.

I did see that. And I was wondering if you had seen it because I wasn't sure if that was the thing. I was like, should I say something?

I was coming over from a previous podcast that I did, you would know. But this dude, from podcast to podcast for four years, has been sending farts to me.

They're just me. Yeah, sometimes they're lunchfarts. I don't know who the fuck he is. He's never said anything else besides sending in farts. So it's just been half a decade of his dude farting in a microphone to send him away.

I'm glad that it's something that you're aware of because I was starting to get a little concerned. I'm like, do we acknowledge this?

But I hadn't brought it up yet. And I was just kind of waiting for you to bring it up. That's what I was doing to you.

I was like, what is that? Because like, how long is this going to go? I'm like, this guy going to do it. And I deleted out plenty of them. I left like seven of them though, just so you can see them in a stack and be like, what is that?

They're all different. They're like, different to recordings, different toots. Because I was sure as like, are these viruses? What's going on here? They could be. I don't know. I'm clicking on these.

Never been close enough for that man's gas. I'm assuming man. I don't know. Actually, I think it is, man, because I hear him talk sometimes. He sets that little like, is for you. And then does it.

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