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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Tap Shoes. Chemo Cake. Mop Water. Dog Frog.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Sexual Fantasy, New, Tiktok, Comedy, Can You Dont, Paisley Productions, Scared To Death, Viral Videos, Arts, Bad Magic Productions, Joe Paisley, Stupid Criminals, Insane People, Comedy Podcast, Improv, Is We Dumb, Funny, Funniest, Trending, Dan Cummins, Bryan Albrandt, Insane, Timesuck

4.31.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Quick question for the ladies. Would you bang Mr. Clean? Yes, the cleaning company mascot. Let's talk about that, Bryan rewriting his entire would you rather on the fly, how does one go about getting their dog to stop licking frogs in the yard, another big life change to update everyone on, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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0:00.0

Tap shoes, chemo cake, mop water, dog frog.

0:06.0

Like you ever just catch you catch yourself on cam you know like i have i promise you i've

0:29.6

been trying to get a haircut for like three weeks now oh yeah you're wearing a hat aren't you

0:35.2

i'm wearing a hat a lot oh Oh, yeah. It's pretty rough.

0:37.8

I guess you can't really see what's going on up there, but I'm telling you it's not good.

0:51.9

So I just got this cap on a bunch. I got a lot going on in life. What do I got going on here? Let's take a look. Huh. I look bald right there with the blends in with the background. What's that all about?

0:53.4

My hair's blending in. Yeah, anyway.

0:54.1

So I should get a haircut.

0:55.3

Let's put that on the list.

0:56.1

That hat looks crooked, but it's because... in with the background. What's that all about? My hair's blending in. Yeah, anyway. So I should get a haircut.

0:55.2

Let's put that on the list.

0:56.0

The hat looks crooked, but it's because the- Like a little kid wearing a baseball cat? Well, it's weird because it's opposite of what I would, if I was going to go like that, but I have to pull it down. I don't know which direction to move it. You're going to figure it out.

1:08.4

That's good TV right there.

1:09.5

Episode 195 of Can You Don't Podcasts?

1:13.7

Keep the suggestions, the content, the confessions, the petty beefs. You send them into, hey, guys, at can you don't podcast.com. Of course, the honkathon is on. If you want to support us on Patreon you get the bonus content you get merch discounts exclusive

1:28.0

merch early releases ad free just pick which tier is right for you right over there at patreon

1:33.1

com slash can you know podcast this tiers for you and we are kicking around uh the concept of maybe

1:39.4

changing up some of the goals since we've been stuck in the kind of stagnant early part of the 400s for a bit.

1:44.9

So I told you nobody wanted to see my face. No, I think they do. No, they do. I wouldn't.

1:49.4

I guess they think in this economy. It's a cheap face. Is it is it milk or Zach's face?

1:55.8

I would go milk. They see and that's what that's what we're finding out. If it's risking life in a hot air balloon. Now that might get a little boost. I think it would. What do you think, we already tried that. Speaking of which, we have had more videos of hot air balloons getting stuck in. Which makes me more excited. And a nice, like a power transformer. Yeah. It's a good place to be stuck.

2:18.1

And another one trying to land and just being people being drug on the ground. And it just didn't work out. I saw an awful one where a lady came out, like fell out of the thing on fire or some shit. Oh, yeah. That was a good one. Yeah, it was good. I feel like you're safer skydiving than going in a hot air balloon. Would you rather go skydiving them?

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