Can You Don't? | Press 2. Seagull. Concussion. Nice Lady.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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You all know that Bryan went to Mexico for his annual family vacation... but did you know he was in the exact location that all that shit went down with the cartel and he was stuck there for an additional week?! Let's talk about that, why drinking cleaning supplies is never a good idea, the only time that knowing how to give CPR to a seagull was helpful, how much should a happy-ending cost, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Press 2. Segal. Concussion. Nice lady. |
| 0:05.0 | You guys. It's good to be back |
| 0:23.9 | so much life has happened yeah it's been what two months |
| 0:30.9 | feels like it yeah i mean realistically yeah by the time this episode comes out it has been |
| 0:36.9 | like a full month a month |
| 0:39.7 | a month of just fucking life we haven't seen each other's faces in over three weeks right three |
| 0:47.5 | yeah three and a half weeks man we'll get into all of it because there's been some pretty |
| 0:52.1 | big changes uh we'll talk about it because obviously that's what we are thinking about. |
| 0:56.3 | So we'll do that in the, what are you thinking about it? |
| 0:58.1 | That's a good spot to do it. |
| 0:59.9 | Episode 194 of the Can You Don't Podcast. |
| 1:03.9 | Thanks to everyone who sent in your content suggestions, everything over the last month or so. |
| 1:09.8 | Hey, guys, at can you don't podcast.com. Of course, we are ripping our way through the honkathon. So head over to patreon.com slash can you don't podcast as we, you know, try to just get that next tier, baby. Man, we've been maxed out for like three months. Yeah, but, you know, it's fine. We get it. And at the time that we're recording this, we're entering a new month. And as we've talked about before on the show, the phase of life. Yeah. As we've talked about on the show, you hit that new month, and then it just drops off like 100 people and then slowly builds its way back up. It's a craziest thing for your brain if you're a creator. Like, where'd they all go? |
| 1:44.8 | Oh, they're back. |
| 1:45.4 | What I do. Yeah. What I say. Oh, I didn't mean it. Uh, Brian Guy, you found something. A little tidbit to throw in here before we, we get into our show and, uh, stop being vague and tell people what we are thinking about. Yeah. Well, I guess that's not coming up yet. |
| 2:00.3 | We have to... |
| 2:00.6 | Yeah, it's going to be a little bit. |
| 2:01.6 | We'll get through a little bit. |
| 2:02.8 | This is a little quick email. |
| 2:04.3 | Okay. people what we are thinking about yeah well i guess that's not coming up yet we have to yeah it's |
| 2:01.1 | gonna be a little bit we'll get through a little bit oh this is a little quick email okay uh from |
| 2:05.1 | richard a little off the top thing he sent in i thought it's kind of funny yeah a little dicky richard |
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