Can You Don't? | Bass Drum. Colorblind. Fish Tank. Butt Breathing.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Have you ever voted on behalf of your dead mom, got caught, and were forced to write a ten-page essay on what an idiot you are? Would you rather just go to jail or write the essay? Let's talk about that, colorblindness making you feel completely useless, running into a blind person in the hallway, carrying a bass drum around with you everywhere you go, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Base drum, colorblind, fish tank, butt breathing. |
| 0:06.0 | I feel like today's episode |
| 0:23.9 | Just dedicated to the vibe of getting those fucking nuts out |
| 0:28.9 | Get the tits out, throw the braway |
| 0:31.8 | Let's just get loose today |
| 0:33.5 | Damn |
| 0:34.0 | Let's get! |
| 0:35.5 | For 176 |
| 0:36.4 | You want to strip down? |
| 0:37.6 | I just want people to have some fun today. |
| 0:39.1 | The song, the intro song, jacks me up pretty good. |
| 0:41.5 | I'm all jacked up. |
| 0:42.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:43.0 | I want to hear it. |
| 0:50.5 | Yeah. I'm all boned up. Bones. I'm all hog boned up. That's good. You get it. So everyone out there listening has got to get naked? |
| 0:51.1 | Is that you're saying? |
| 0:51.3 | Sure. |
| 0:52.3 | That's fine. If you're at work or at home, get naked. |
| 0:53.9 | Get naked. See what happens. |
| 0:55.0 | What's the worst that could happen? |
| 0:55.9 | Get naked. |
| 0:56.9 | It's like there's cameras everywhere |
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