Can You Don't? | Survey. Astronaut. Excel. Disabilities.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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We've never had sex with a hamburger... but maybe we will after today's episode. Let's talk about that, the worst advice from an implied expert in his field, spraying disabled kids with your sprinkler system while they load and unload the school bus, wearing the perfect pajamas to fight crime, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co. |
| 0:05.5 | That's audible.com.uk slash wondering. |
| 0:12.7 | Survey. Astronaut. Excel. Disabilities. Ah, fuck me. |
| 0:34.3 | Okay, idiot. |
| 0:36.0 | All right, we're good. |
| 0:37.2 | Episode 1699 how come that |
| 0:39.6 | lights on but that camera's not on because they're all fucked up we don't know |
| 0:43.1 | what happened man some of the chords when we were changing studios got a little |
| 0:46.7 | wacky and remember when we were getting ready to move like we'll do this to make |
| 0:50.5 | sure we remember as soon as we got here we're like fuck we had all the different boxes we labeled everything everything yeah it was like are you sure this is it and then there was a power cord missing still don't know where the fuck that went how did that disappear i have no idea i think so yeah he's popped down here was like mine he needed a power cord for a scoreboard and he didn't want to tell anybody. For a new sprinkler he's working on? |
| 1:12.9 | Yeah, we're going to have a lot of fun today, you guys. |
| 1:15.1 | The fucking honkathon. |
| 1:17.1 | Still on. We hit a new month. We were within six of Brian going and finally getting his eyes |
| 1:23.5 | checked. I was getting prepared. It was like this. |
| 1:27.5 | Researching. Then we hit a new |
| 1:29.4 | month and it fell off quite a bit. |
| 1:31.3 | We're at like 405 at the time they were recording |
| 1:33.2 | this. So if you've been debating |
| 1:35.4 | whether or not |
| 1:37.3 | you're going to get involved in the honkathon and join the gaggle |
| 1:39.5 | over there at patreon.com slash |
| 1:41.2 | can you don't podcast. Please fucking do it. |
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