Can You Don't? | Role-play. Mac Salad. Flare Gun. Ticket.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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How are serving sizes set? BECAUSE NO PERSON ON PLANET EARTH WOULD CALL THAT AMOUNT AN ACTUAL SERVING! Let's talk about that, taking the wrong kid home from daycare, getting shot in the face with a flare gun by your elderly neighbor, getting a seatbelt ticket after breaking nearly every bone in your body, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Roll play. Mac salad. Flair Gun. Ticket. |
| 0:27.0 | Just have a quick question. Y ready for it oh that wasn't it that's a good opener see now just like i've just got a quick question y'all ready for this what if we actually |
| 0:32.8 | played that song every time and just got copyrighted and sued every time every single time no quick question is uh did |
| 0:39.0 | any of you guys think about fucking a whopper over the last week every day that's what i'm saying i'm not |
| 0:44.5 | i'm not lying like that thought has not like i'm gonna actually do it but just the concept of fucking a whopper |
| 0:50.2 | i thought maybe you're coming around like no coming out to you about fucking a whopper. No, never did it, but I, if I'm being honest, I did think about what it would be like, what it would look like was a problem. |
| 1:02.1 | Just driving around and thinking about a smashed hamburger around my pecker. |
| 1:06.9 | A lot of people sounded like they were interested. |
| 1:10.4 | I know. It's weird to say that I went to Burger King this week? Because I think that probably was in my head. Oh, man, that's fun. Yeah. That's very fun. Got a sweaty chicken sandwich. Sweaty. Head over, support us on Patreon. At the time that we're recording this, it has bumped up a little bit. So we're getting very to brian going to getting his eyes checked um we have another patreon announcement here in just a second |
| 1:31.6 | so get ready for that but sign up at patreon dot com slash can you don't podcast sending your content |
| 1:37.8 | suggestions uh to hey guys at can you don't podcast.com if you're watching the video version look at |
| 1:43.8 | this sweatshirt, guys. |
| 1:45.1 | Cute. |
| 1:45.7 | I know. |
| 1:46.0 | I got that, uh, |
| 1:47.0 | it's the newest merch at the time that we're recording |
| 1:49.1 | at can you don't podcast.com for like the fall vibe feel. |
| 1:53.2 | Very Halloween-o type of vibes. |
| 1:55.8 | We also have the hat. |
| 1:57.1 | Halloweener. |
| 1:57.9 | Halloweener. |
| 1:58.9 | I got this design in a hat, |
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