Can You Don't? | Brain Box. Speedo. Flamboyant. Flip an Egg.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2025
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Bryan is so close to shoving something in his butthole. Let's talk about that, the embarrassment of getting stuck in a tube slide as a grown-ass man, why can't we put whatever little pictures we want on our license plates, messing everything up when you're only just trying to help, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Brain Box |
| 0:02.0 | Speedo |
| 0:03.0 | Flamboyant |
| 0:04.0 | Flip an Egg |
| 0:06.0 | Guys I have |
| 0:23.8 | Big news. |
| 0:25.8 | Whoa. |
| 0:26.5 | Massive. |
| 0:27.2 | Whoa. |
| 0:27.9 | News. |
| 0:28.7 | Okay. |
| 0:28.9 | News that hasn't been news. |
| 0:31.3 | News? |
| 0:32.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.3 | Guess what? |
| 0:34.1 | What? |
| 0:34.9 | I joined the Baday game. |
| 1:00.7 | Oh, welcome. I know. Did I smell better? No. Oh, fuck. All I smell is birthday cake. Oh, that's it. Well, that's the flavor of a day I got. Perfect. That'd be sweet. Yeah, scented bidet. Like a little perfect. It just dabbles in a little perfume or butt cologne what would what flavor would you oh oh uh what flavor would you what flavor would you what position did you kind of like a car like a little tree like what yeah like vanilla or you know i wasn't prepared |
| 1:05.9 | for that i didn't come on but come in with this new news expecting to have to decide what flavor of butthole I wanted. Well, this is kind of stuff I think about. Yeah. And so you're in my world now. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, here's, I've only done it once. This is going to be good. Masturbating on a toilet with that spring in your butt hole. See. You're so close to sticking something in there. God, you're right on the edge. Yeah, I'm, you know, again, you're on the O ring. I'm not opposed to doing it. It's kind of scary. But that little, the little pricking of the run the butthole. Yeah. A little stimulation around something new. Got to say say it's pretty good by the way are you |
| 1:45.8 | guys aware of how cheap like a adaptable bidet is these days no i got this one a few years 22 bucks |
| 1:51.8 | for a fucking bidet i got to check this thing out took me give it what brand is it what what brand is |
| 1:57.9 | you play what position did you play i have no idea but it But it works great. No, it works great. It's perfect. It cleans all the parts. It has the butt button. It has the self-clean button. And then it has the Puss button. Which is just the one that goes a little bit farther forward if you have a Puss. Mine's old then. Because I just got, it's a nozzle you turn up for speed. Yep. And then it's got a little lever that you, it props it forward or backwards. So sometimes I'll go and I'll just go like this with the little button, it'll go, weo, woo, woo, weo, we'll kind of like a sprinkler. Dance up and down the canal. Yeah. The shit canal? canal the back the top of the crack all the way |
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