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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Sticky. Wiggle Chair. Tacoma Santa. Kidney Fight.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.31.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 98 minutes

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LALALALALALALALA! Whatever. DOOOOOOOOOOON'T CAAAAAAAAAARE!


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0:00.0

Sticky Wiggle Chair Tacoma Santa Kidney Fight

0:06.0

Well well hey guys hey you guys are making it yeah yeah happy to be here chugging along daylight

0:33.8

savings hit was that last week yeah or the weekend before something. Anyway. Depression's in the air. Are you one of those people that hates daylight savings? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, more like... Like that. That's kind of how it makes me feel. I really just don't like having no sunlight at the end of the day. Like that is my, that's my recharge time.

0:56.3

That's the fun time where you have a chance to like, especially with the kids being in

1:01.1

school, everyone gets home.

1:02.9

And then like this time of year, everyone gets home and everyone's just kind of trapped.

1:06.7

And then the things to do when it's cold and shitty weather and already dark outside is like, then everything costs money. Go take the kids to fucking this or that. Tried to go to Dave and Busters. $800. Ezra was like, can we leave? And when you know... Is it too much? It was just, it was, I mean, it was a weekend. And it was just Ezra and I, the girls were off

1:27.7

doing stuff. Where's the sprinkler system? And he was just like, fuck this. And like we, like, arcade, you're trying to do some shit. There's like a family of 40 walking through. Like, you're like, uh, excuse me. Like, there's a timer on this thing. I'm doing something here. all right and then as to just he was over it where he's like let's get some food we went over

1:44.7

asked him along the line what like how the wait was two hours and I'm doing something here. All right. And then as to just, he was over it where he's like, let's get some food.

1:44.3

We went over, asked him along the line, how the wait was two hours. And as was like, let's just go when I was like, fuck, all right, dude. I tried. He said on the way home, he goes, I know you tried to do something funny. He goes, that was just too much. That was nice of him to acknowledge that. Yeah, because I felt bad.

1:59.5

Yeah.

1:59.8

But, like, he wanted to leave.

2:00.9

What 11-year-old wants to leave a high-energy arcade?

2:03.7

It was just so powerful. of him to acknowledge that. Because I felt bad. Yeah. But like he wanted to leave.

2:00.9

What 11 year old wants to leave a high energy arcade?

2:03.4

It was just so packed in there.

2:06.0

It's just too much.

2:06.9

Makes you feel better.

2:07.6

Yeah.

2:08.6

So anyway, you got to spend money to have fun this time of year.

2:10.9

It's some vitamin D supplements, buddy.

2:13.1

Well, uh, here's the real question.

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