Can You Don't? | Snowball. Pointers. Mamba. Gorilla Couch.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Advertising has always been a little out of control, but making people watch ads in order to wipe their ass might be just a bit over the line. Let's talk about that, redundant things we all say like stupid idiots, sticking your arm under the lap bar of a rollercoaster to keep a stranger from flying out, pouring coffee all over yourself... again, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Snowball, Pointers, Mamba, Gorilla Couch. |
| 0:05.0 | Am I looking in a fucking mirror? |
| 0:27.9 | Did you do that on purpose? |
| 0:29.3 | What? |
| 0:29.8 | Get the same shape, same color, same design glasses? |
| 0:33.8 | This was basically the only... |
| 0:36.4 | I went to Target. |
| 0:39.1 | Just real quick to get some readers. |
| 0:58.1 | And there was this one and a blue one. Oh, okay. And a clear one. So they're the same... They didn't have any of their option. I can't... So these are readers. Yeah, you just pop those things on. Am I just going to have to do this? Yeah. fucking know or put some crokeys on so you can pop them on and off |
| 0:55.0 | Right but those are crokeys? Yeah, what's that mean the thing I think that's what they're called? Oh yeah yeah yeah we're gonna |
| 1:00.7 | Yeah, oh I'm gonna get some of those for sure yeah that's gonna be great |
| 1:04.3 | Alright, but you got some glasses. That's very exciting |
| 1:07.5 | The screen looks pretty sharp |
| 1:10.0 | I fucking bet it does, dude. Look at you go. |
| 1:13.6 | But... |
| 1:14.6 | Let's test them out with some reading. Oh, we're going to today. That's for damn sure. |
| 1:19.6 | I mean, I kind of, you know, I like to change up the look every once in a while. Sometimes |
| 1:24.6 | it goes to stash, beard, short hair shaved whatever um so i kind |
| 1:30.5 | want to just get some just to just to mix it up a little bit like just kind of like you have where they're |
| 1:36.7 | like everyday glasses yeah next stage of life type situation yeah fuck it that's exciting it's weird though |
| 1:42.4 | because i here i am looking at the computer. Everything looks sharp. |
| 1:44.8 | I look over at the screen, and I can't see shit. It's not so good. That's okay. All right. Well, welcome to episode 178. I'm going to get some getting used to. Everybody, thank you so much. Sending your content suggestions, including Petty Beef's Dick! Or our suggestions for lap time with Uncle Zach, and we're kicking around a new little concept |
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