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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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We have all been in intense arguments over something stupid. However, those arguments don't usually end in gunfire over how many eggs a chicken can lay. Let's talk about that, heading over to Facebook groups to find sperm donors, vivid memories of kaleidoscopes but no one actually likes them, almost dying while replacing an outlet, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Needle nose, cone killer, baby dust, kaleidoscope.
0:06.0	We're off to a ripping start.
0:26.0	I'm not sure if you've noticed this about the, like, so the in-studio little timer, right?
0:31.2	We have a big-ass clock in here so we can manage time and progress the show.
0:37.0	And usually I have to push the start thing like seven or
0:41.2	eight times. Oh, we just win? I don't know. The very first push, dude, this, right now we're at 40
0:46.5	seconds. I mean, without the intro, you'd still be pushing the button to get it to work. The whole,
0:51.2	the whole time I'm pushing the button just off to the side here. Just trying to keep it cool, getting your teeth.
0:56.1	What is it with it? How are you doing, Brigh Guy? Good. What are you doing over there? Good. Staying busy? Super busy. Yeah. Super fun. How's that mustache? Back, baby. Yeah. I got it. I let the rest of the beer grow a little bit.
1:11.2	Yeah.
1:11.5	And I was like, what am I doing?
1:13.1	This isn't me anymore.
1:14.1	Let's just get back to the base. I had a little, I let the rest of the beer grow a little bit.
1:11.2	Yeah.
1:11.5	And I was like, what am I doing?
1:13.0	This isn't me anymore.
1:14.1	Let's just get back to the basis.
1:15.2	Yeah, I used to, I mean, for years, I just had basically you're like that what you have.
1:19.5	And I'm like, you know what?
1:20.4	That's just, it's time for a change.
1:22.5	It's not questionable enough.
1:24.0	Right.
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