Can You Don't? | Mayo Meltdown. Lens Crafters. 100 Million. Airport Lounge.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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AI is being implemented in all facets of our lives, which is great, unless you're listening to an episode of this podcast. Then it's bad. Let's talk about that, gaslighting in an airport lounge, how many people you'd kill to protect your family, losing your shit over mayonnaise, and more on today's episode on Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Mayo Meltdown, Lens Crafters, 100 million, airport lounge.
0:07.0	Whatever you're fucking around with over there just made my headphones go out
0:27.2	i realized i wasn't plugged in at all it had nothing i thought we it felt like we came on really
0:34.2	fast oh yeah and i was like god i feel like i haven't done anything, and I hadn't. Oh, boy. That explains it. Well, my volume's a little low. So if I'm talking like this today, I have voice emolulation, Tita. Let me see if I move this. Imagine trying to lower your baby to sleep. Go to sleep, little one. Big news for everybody.
0:55.5	At the time that we're recording this, we
0:57.9	just got back. We did.
1:00.2	From Lenscrafter.
1:02.1	Lenscrafter. This
1:03.5	episode brought to you by Lenscrafter.
1:06.5	Not sponsored. Not all.
1:08.5	Men's crafter.
1:10.3	What's that? like a woodworking shop
1:13.6	Yeah, that sounds like yeah just use your saws going off yes and leaf blowers
1:21.5	Mm-hmm but we got the results back and you can't read. Yeah. So I can read.
1:30.4	I do, I do have a couple of stigmatisms.
1:33.9	Okay.
1:34.8	And the doctor said that would affect what part of your daily life.
1:39.4	Could affect you in reading.
1:43.7	Mike, he gave me a prescription for like far away and then also for near.
1:52.1	I'm sure.
1:52.9	Bifocals.
1:54.6	I asked them about bifocals because some people it kind of, it's hard to get used to.
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