Can You Don't? | Snort. Sketch Artist. Gerty. Male Escort.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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When you think of jobs Bryan could possibly have in this world... would you ever imagine courtroom sketch artist?! BECAUSE IT F**KING HAPPENED. Let's talk about that, snorting liquid poop off your mom's finest china, the worst blowup doll for your dog, your grandma giving her entire estate to a male escort, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:50.9	Snort. Sketch artist. Gertie.
0:54.9	Mail escort. The mission is simple today, kids.
1:15.1	We have to save Brian.
1:19.3	From what?
1:20.4	From sadness!
1:22.1	From sickness.
1:23.7	Yeah, I'm not sad.
1:28.4	That's debatable.
1:29.5	I'm a little scared.
1:30.8	He's scared?
1:31.7	I mean, we are getting the show up and going today, doing our little pre-funck as we always do.
1:38.3	And I just, I took one look at Brian.
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