Can You Don't? | Counterfeit. Costco. Floppy. Gaping Goose.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Did you know that there's a bunch of people out there showing up to airports thinking their Costco card is an acceptable form of ID? That's silly. Let's talk about that, taking a trip to the Gaping Goose, finding a briefcase full of cash with a severed finger inside it, Bryan having no clue how the show works 157 episodes in, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Counterfeit, Costco, floppy, gaping goose. |
| 0:05.0 | 157 One five seven |
| 0:27.6 | Brian |
| 0:28.6 | Yeah, are you okay today? |
| 0:30.6 | I don't know |
| 0:32.6 | It's kind of been feeling like a wet noodle in a tuna can lately. |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:43.9 | Still one of the funniest things. |
| 0:51.2 | I mean, I'm not sure, like, can you wear a t-shirt around that says I'm feeling like a noodle in a tuna can? |
| 0:52.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:53.1 | I mean, you could. |
| 0:54.4 | No one's going to stop you. I think I won't buy it. Maybe pull the audience. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, you could. No one's going to stop you. I think I don't want to buy it. |
| 0:55.7 | Maybe pull the audience. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, I don't know. |
| 0:58.9 | Yeah, but episode 157 of Can You Don't? |
| 1:01.8 | Thank you for being here. |
| 1:02.9 | A reminder that the honkathon is on. |
| 1:05.9 | Thank you for everyone who's jumped over and joined The Gaggle. |
| 1:09.5 | It's a gaggle. |
| 1:10.5 | Yeah, it's growing. It's growing. |
| 1:12.3 | I just want to put a little, I mean, maybe a little call to action out there for the ones that have joined our Patreon for free. |
| 1:20.7 | Like, we see you. |
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