Can You Don't? | Penis Fingers. Boomerang. Lid. Robot Boxing.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2025
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Sometimes someone's name just fits who they are and what they do, right? So when you find out what Patches Magickbeans did... you'll have that same "that checks out" type of feeling. Let's talk about that, having a giant lid stuck around your neck for two years, if a boomerang doesn't come back is it still a boomerang, jerking off your fingers just enough to complete a given task, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Penis Fingers, Boomerang, Lid, Robot Boxing. |
| 0:23.3 | Another episode's just feels |
| 0:24.2 | like it's just not complete |
| 0:27.1 | 159 |
| 0:28.5 | oh yeah |
| 0:29.7 | like what is that |
| 0:30.6 | yeah come on |
| 0:31.5 | it's kind of like a Tuesday |
| 0:33.1 | yeah like |
| 0:34.3 | like a Thursday but you're ready |
| 0:36.8 | you're ready for the weekend everybody's working, a Thursday, but you're ready. You're ready for the weekend. |
| 0:39.1 | Everybody's working for a Thursday. |
| 0:42.3 | Like, you haven't heard that. |
| 0:43.3 | You haven't heard that one. |
| 0:45.2 | No. |
| 0:45.3 | Now, that one never made the charts. |
| 0:47.4 | What are you doing Thursday? |
| 0:49.7 | Nothing. |
| 0:51.3 | Surprise. |
| 0:51.9 | There's a house that's behind our house that just fucking turned it on on a Wednesday. |
| 0:56.9 | You know? I mean, they were just, I mean, I was out there. I was trimming bushes. |
| 1:02.1 | Like, trimming trees pulling weeds and just, just screaming and so loud. |
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