Can You Don't? | Leaf Blower. Scrotum. Prescriptions. Pants Feet.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2022
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Everybody remembers that one guy who brought his leaf blower to the movie theatre, right? No? Let's talk about that, squishing cheese out of your shoes, maybe the best Nickelback song of all time, the future of augmented reality glasses, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Leaf blower, scrotum, prescriptions, pants feet. |
| 0:22.5 | Double Digits, Motherfuckers! |
| 0:27.0 | I don't know why I swore. |
| 0:28.0 | But I did. |
| 0:29.0 | What? What are you laughing at? |
| 0:30.0 | I don't know. I was just watching you. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah? |
| 0:33.0 | And I was going to say something like, |
| 0:35.0 | No. |
| 0:36.0 | He would seem so excited. I want to ruin it. |
| 0:37.0 | Oh, well, that's not a fun way to go about the show. |
| 0:39.0 | You're like, too excited. Fuck this guy. |
| 0:41.0 | Well, no, I was letting you handle it. |
| 0:43.0 | Oh, I see. |
| 0:44.0 | I didn't want to just chime in and like steal it from you. |
| 0:45.0 | So I was watching. |
| 0:46.0 | So the opposite, you were being graceful. |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah, nice. |
| 0:49.0 | And then I'm the one that now just flipped it and ruined the movie. |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.0 | You're the asshole. |
| 0:53.0 | Like, ruined the whole moment. |
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