Can You Don't? | Inside Out. Goose Men. Traffic. Airplane Pasta.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Joe might run for Mayor. And his entire platform will be built around upgrading ONE GODDAMN THING THAT HAS BEEN LEFT BEHIND SINCE 1995! Let's talk about that, what it would be like living with 20 tiny men, can the washer/dryer actually turn your clothes inside out, winning a sweepstakes promising 'money for life' but having that company go bankrupt, strangers using a trampoline to save your family from a house fire, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co. |
| 0:05.5 | That's audible.co.uk slash wondering. |
| 0:12.4 | Inside out. Goose men. Traffic. Airplane pasta. |
| 0:35.8 | I'm wearing fucking pants and a flannel. |
| 0:39.3 | And you're wearing a cut off and some short shorts I don't know what you're doing dude |
| 0:40.6 | It's still summer I know |
| 0:42.6 | But I mean you know it's depressing |
| 0:44.8 | In this household is I put on a flannel shirt |
| 0:48.1 | In every single person in the households that I look cute today |
| 0:51.2 | That's all it took |
| 0:52.9 | Was me to just give one fuck about what I look like. |
| 0:57.1 | It is pretty incredible. |
| 0:59.1 | All I did was not wear a T-shirt and then like shorts or pants. |
| 1:03.5 | And I put a shirt on and then a flannel over it. |
| 1:07.5 | And everyone was like, you look really good. |
| 1:09.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.4 | I'm like, all right. |
| 1:12.5 | Whenever I put on like a polo shirt oh man or something it's like change the world oh dude why do you see fucking mill |
| 1:18.7 | gipson why so serious yeah seriously uh 171 that number kind of sucks but this episode's gonna be a lot |
| 1:25.4 | of fun hey i i made a website that I'm not sure. |
| 1:30.1 | Well, I know everyone out there does not know about it. |
| 1:32.8 | Zach, you do not. |
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