Can You Don't? | Moon Vacation. Sleeping Calf. Object. Munition.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Although not legal in the slightest, breaking into your place of employment after hours to make and sell pizza for a little extra coin isn't a completely terrible idea. Let's talk about that, why are so many people shoving old munition up their b-holes, how many household items are there on the planet, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Moon vacation, sleeping calf, object, munition. |
| 0:23.3 | Have I asked this before? |
| 0:25.8 | What's your lucky number? |
| 0:27.8 | I'm guessing it's not 193. |
| 0:28.8 | No. |
| 0:33.4 | When I was in high school, my baseball number, but it was five. |
| 0:33.9 | Okay. |
| 0:34.8 | I don't know why. Yeah. |
| 0:35.4 | I think we've had this talk. |
| 0:37.0 | Like 15 was mine or 33. |
| 0:40.2 | 15 or 33. |
| 0:41.7 | Just depending on what sport, you know, what was available in my size. |
| 0:45.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.0 | Yeah. But those are my two faves. |
| 0:48.1 | My son, youngest son, he's on a baseball team and they were asking kids what numbers they wanted. |
| 0:54.1 | And he was like, I want 67 or 41. Yeah. son he's on a baseball team and they were asking kids what numbers they wanted. |
| 0:57.4 | And he was like, I want 67 or 41. |
| 0:59.9 | And they're like, you're up the team. |
| 1:03.1 | 6-7 makes sense because of the whole thing. |
| 1:04.9 | 41 to me doesn't make any sense. |
| 1:08.3 | But he said he told the coaches that and they were like, no. |
| 1:13.1 | Because he didn't want the kids going 6-7 single time because i'm not due i don't get paid enough to deal with all that shit but i think they gave |
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