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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Tin Cans. Garbage Man. Etiquette. Nude Beach.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

We all know the ol' tin can and string telephone trick, yeah? What if that was your only form of communication regardless of the distance? Let's talk about that, jumping off a cruise ship to save your daughter, parents asking you to do shit at the worst possible times, luring a bank robber out of hiding by dangling soda from a drone, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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Tin cans, garbage man, etiquette, nude beach. We've finally got a nice even number.

1:19.8

I know.

1:20.4

Feels nice, right?

1:21.4

It feels really nice.

1:22.8

Yeah?

1:23.4

You sound a little scruffy, though.

1:25.8

You sound like a five o'clock shadow, like a guy. That's a good... You sound a little scruffy though. You sound like you sound like a five o'clock shadow.

1:29.4

Like a guy.

1:30.2

That's a good.

1:30.8

You sound like a guy that's like he woke up in the morning and he's got his briefcase,

1:35.2

getting rid of head to the office.

1:36.1

He's looking through the newspaper, but he's like, I don't feel like shaving today.

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