Can You Don't? | Canned Salmon. Verification. Penguins. Comforter.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Doesn't it seem like the older you get, the sadder visiting Las Vegas becomes? Bryan just went there and returned with some wonderful examples of the sadness. Let's talk about that, having a giant black sex toy glued to your forehead for five years, drawing on fake mustaches in order to bypass age requirements online, raising money for brain cancer treatment through a lemonade stand, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Can salmon |
| 0:02.0 | Verification |
| 0:04.0 | Penguins |
| 0:05.0 | Comforter yeah |
| 0:22.2 | yeah |
| 0:23.7 | oh that's a lot of leg i'm showing right there |
| 0:26.4 | holy cow |
| 0:28.0 | nice you just get back from |
| 0:30.2 | Vegas or something |
| 0:31.1 | that was in 10 i just happened to look up and there it is |
| 0:34.1 | Vegas will do something to a man |
| 0:36.1 | it will show up there you come back you're like i can show a man. It will. You'll show up there. |
| 0:37.8 | You come back. |
| 0:38.4 | You're like, I can show a little more leg. |
| 0:39.5 | God, that's a lot of late. |
| 0:40.7 | I'm just going to keep it like that. |
| 0:52.1 | I don't like it. Huh? I don't care for it. Incident report. Are you getting turned on? His pants are getting tight. before I even started I filled out an internet report. |
| 0:54.1 | What was it about? |
| 0:55.3 | Your leg. |
| 0:57.0 | I thought you're going to say, don't worry about it. |
| 0:54.5 | That would be it. Before I even started, I filled out an internet report. What was it about? Your leg. |
| 0:55.6 | I think I'd say, don't worry about it. |
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