Can You Don't? | New Cat. Two Pencils. Lobster. Taco John's.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2025
⏱️ 86 minutes
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We can understand stealing expensive things like diamonds, watches, jewelry... but a ton of lobster?! Let's talk about that, wrapping your kid up and hanging them on a hook, why we don't deserve dogs, shoving weird stuff up your b-hole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | New Cat |
| 0:02.0 | Two Pencils |
| 0:04.0 | Lobster |
| 0:05.0 | Taco Johns |
| 0:06.0 | What's Happy New Year guys? Do we have any new year stuff in the show? I have one. Okay. And it's very fitting for, for, for, you know, what did you look at our logo? I just want to remember the name of our show. He's looking for balloons. Where am I? Yeah, yeah, no balloons. Happy,, whatever Can't wait to watch I mean, a lot of cool things happen We have a fucking cat now Woohoo Like what? I'm not even like a cat guy You don't seem like a cat guy But we've talked about on the show The older I've got the more i've liked it i think i had a little bit of |
| 0:54.8 | PTSD growing up we had a cat cc whoa what was that is that an earthquake we had a cat growing up |
| 1:03.2 | cc which was stood for a calico cat and she sucked there was a store called calico cat when |
| 1:10.5 | in moose lake she was mean just, just had wanted nothing to do with you. So I just kind of, you know, held that grud. That's on par with cats. But beyond, beyond just normal, don't want anything to do with you. Like hiss at you, avoid you, scratch you if you tried to ever touch it. It sounds like my grandma's cat. I thought you're just going to say, it sounded like my grandma. I'm like, I mean, imagine, hi grandma, going for hugs like, it's like, it's in the face like fuck. God, grandma. Yeah, but it was a good time. Had a very good Christmas. I was in Moses Lake. for a day and a half. Oh. Did you cut it? |
| 1:48.1 | We, Yeah, but it was a good time. Had a very good Christmas. I was at Moses Lake for a day and a half. Oh. Did you cut it? Were you planning on two days but cut it short? No, it kind of bummed to leave. We have fun there, fun family time. I didn't go out anywhere. That's probably why. We stayed at Mom's house house hung out and played games |
| 2:01.3 | love it love it |
| 2:02.3 | I'm gonna talk a little more about that aren't we |
| 2:04.7 | with the what do you thinking about |
| 2:06.3 | yeah |
| 2:07.1 | setting your content suggestions |
| 2:10.0 | including stuff for petty beef |
| 2:11.5 | hey guys at candy don't podcast.com |
| 2:14.0 | of course honkathon is on |
| 2:15.4 | working our way through we know it is notoriously just a tough time. |
| 2:21.1 | I think in all entertainment world. |
| 2:23.2 | I remember this happening when I worked in radio. |
| 2:26.8 | Radio. |
| 2:27.6 | Radio guy. |
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