Can You Don't? | Arial Depression. Chocolate Tube. Swimming. Camel Kick.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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For the most part, going to church is a pretty chill experience. And most definitely not high up on the list of places you'd expect to get kicked in the face by a camel. Let's talk about that, having a serious conversation with someone while wearing a wildly inappropriate shirt, barfing up chunks of ham onto a dong you're blowing, doing your best Elvis impersonation in the back of an ambulance, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Aerial depression. Chocolate tube. Swimming. Camel Kick |
| 0:06.0 | Hello everybody Hello |
| 0:22.7 | Everybody |
| 0:24.2 | Hello |
| 0:25.6 | That kind of sounded like |
| 0:27.3 | Was it Rip Taylor? |
| 0:29.0 | I don't know |
| 0:29.5 | You lost me |
| 0:29.9 | The guy that went |
| 0:30.4 | Rip Taylor |
| 0:31.6 | He used to have a little confetti |
| 0:33.0 | thing in carry around memory |
| 0:34.4 | Exactly |
| 0:34.7 | I know you know who he is |
| 0:35.8 | I don't |
| 0:36.6 | Rip Taylor? |
| 0:39.7 | I didn't have cable was it a cable thing what the fuck i didn't have cable growing up so look this guy right here |
| 0:45.5 | pull him up oh yeah yeah oh yeah absolutely hi everybody you know okay gotcha he'd carry like he was |
| 0:53.5 | always in the jackass movies and stuff oh yeah kind yeah, kind of, okay. He just, like, he would just show up randomly and... Yeah, always had a competitive canon? Yeah. Okay, all right, fair enough. A little mini canon. Now I know who it is. I wouldn't, never see that guy at, uh, fucking, what? Golden Corral. I'm sorry Um Um Ha ha ha ha ha I'm fucking what golden corral um |
| 1:11.7 | okay |
| 1:16.2 | oh i went there |
| 1:16.9 | segue yeah well fuck we talking about golden corral |
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