Can You Don't? | Boner. WNBA. Face Shot. Keys in Door.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 97 minutes
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We all get a little annoyed when guests overstay their welcome for one reason or another. Now, imagine if you had someone over and they didn't leave for 45 years! Let's talk about that, why are WNBA games included in our WYR about breaking bones or watching people die, another glorious Pornhub year in review, learning that dudes also have a pelvic floor they should be strengthening, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Boner, WNBA, face shot, keys indoor. |
| 0:05.0 | Oh, hey fellas! |
| 0:25.4 | Whoa. |
| 0:27.6 | Your mustache is inside your nose. |
| 0:30.7 | Like inside. |
| 0:32.7 | Wow. |
| 0:33.4 | I at least half with it. |
| 0:34.5 | Do you clean your mustache? |
| 0:36.3 | I mean, I wash my face in the shower. Wow. Do you wash your ass? How often do you, like, clean up the facial hair? Like, put some soap in it, some shampoo. There's no order to anything. But how often do you do it? Is that a thing that's supposed to happen? Well, yeah, because it's, I mean, it's hair. So you got a washer. |
| 0:55.4 | Shit. You got to wash it. I'm pretty old to learn that for the first time. My bad. I know. I mean, |
| 1:00.1 | I wash my armpits and my crotch and taint and balls and the soap washes everything else. |
| 1:07.2 | Forgot about your mustache. So, I mean, the soapy or shampoo, |
| 1:12.4 | whatever, |
| 1:12.8 | it'll get, |
| 1:13.2 | it'll get a hit. |
| 1:14.9 | It's like, |
| 1:15.3 | has any, |
| 1:15.6 | is any man ever |
| 1:16.6 | washed below their knees? |
| 1:18.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.2 | I mean, |
| 1:19.5 | I try to get down there. |
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