Can You Don't? | Mummy. Fry Sauce. Slide. Stinky Penguin.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Have you ever had the pleasure of accidentally swinging open a bathroom door while poop is pouring all over the floor? Let's talk about that, a giant waste of money finding out what a 3,000 year old mummy sounds like, using the emergency escape slide on a plane, fighting over Netflix, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Mommy, fry sauce, slide. Stinky penguin.
0:22.0	Holy shit! I'm so excited.
0:26.0	Episode 1 of Can You Don't, I'm Joe Paisley.
0:29.0	And I'm Brian Albrandt.
0:30.0	With the Y.
0:31.0	Yes, Brian with the Y.
0:32.0	I have to say that all the time.
0:34.0	It's very important, do you know, have you ever asked your parents why they did that to you?
0:38.0	Well, actually my sister is Jamie and she has a Y in her name, they just like the Y thing.
0:42.0	Okay.
0:43.0	And you still have a relationship with your parents?
0:46.0	Yeah.
0:47.0	You still talk to her after they did that?
0:49.0	I have two kids and they both have a Y in their name too, so I handed it down.
0:52.0	What is happening in this family?
0:54.0	Brian just went to, if you had to hard pronounce that Y.
0:58.0	Brian!
0:59.0	Brian with the Y.
1:01.0	What's your name?
1:03.0	Brian!
1:04.0	Every time I go to a restaurant and you're like, you know, what's your name for the order?
1:08.0	They start writing it down and I look over and I see the eye and I'm like, oh my god.
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