Hey everyone, I'm Joe Paisley, and I'm Brian O'Brien. Welcome to Can You Don't!

Jinx, you owe me some coke. I'm not gonna buy you shit. A weekly comedic podcast where Brian and I

will dive into the depths of the internet to find the worst and best examples of humanity,

and as you know right now there's no shortage of that shit. Oh boy, it's a circus out there, Jim.

We're both idiots too, so we'll probably mock ourselves. We'll look at stupid people online

then together as a collective. We'll try not to repeat the same mistakes. But we probably will

for being honest. I know, but the goal is to don't. Well yeah, it's all we can do is just try, right?

Yeah. There's so many sides to the internet, and we're gonna explore all of them. Oh yeah,

just like I explored all the sides of your life. I'm gonna murder you. We're gonna take a look at

the weird side. The what the fuck side? The street-up growth side. Yeah, oh yeah. But we'll also

highlight the good side of the web. The stories that remind us that maybe, you know, just maybe we aren't

all doomed after all. Oh, you're right for good people. A big focus of Can You Don't is getting

the listeners involved. Whether that stuff that you find online, sharing your personal dumb stories,

or maybe letting us get involved in your personal affairs, for a fun segment, we'd like to call

Petty Beats. Oh boy, can I not wait to get in there personal affairs? I'm gonna get all up in this

personal account. What stupid argument have you had with your partner? With your friends,

your roommate, something you guys just can't agree on. Well, bring it to the Petty Beef courtroom,

and let Joe and I decide who's right. Is it legally binding? You're goddamn right, it is.

Nope, Brian, nope. Look at the lawyer. Nope. He's shaking his head. No, I'll get a little bit.

All right, fine, but you can pretend it is. There you go. And if anything, just knowing you have

our support, it'll give you something to rub one out too. Go ahead, try that again.

Oh, it'll allow you to rub it in their stupid faces. Yeah, and we also have a segment called

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