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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Can you imagine going into a courtroom to present evidence and accidentally blowing the entire place up? Let's talk about that, taking the high road by murdering your family, hanging dirty clothes on the TV, keeping a promise, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Grenade. Murder. Nightstand. TV-Shirt.
0:22.0	Brian, I started the loop. The first one you said this one.
0:25.0	Hey, I'll be doing episode two!
0:27.0	Yeah! Can you believe it? I can't. We didn't die. We didn't. I'm Joe Basley with a Y.
0:34.0	That's real cute. Thank you.
0:36.0	We're going to start with a Y thing again.
0:38.0	Yeah, J-Y-O, Joe.
0:40.0	Joey. Joey.
0:42.0	Are you a baby kangaroo?
0:43.0	I don't give a fuck. You can carry me around in your pouch.
0:46.0	That's gross.
0:47.0	Yeah, so I'm Joe with a Y.
0:49.0	And you're Ryan with a Y.
0:50.0	I'm Brian with an E.
0:51.0	Okay, we're not going to switch this shit up right now.
0:54.0	But before we get into today's show and setting up again for the ones that are just tuning in,
0:59.0	we had a video sent in by listener Jeffrey Bistran or Bistran,
1:05.0	and it's his daughter who has an alternate, Can You Don't Theme Song.
1:09.0	Here you go.
1:18.0	Yeah, that's better than the one you made.
1:20.0	I guess I wanted to make sure that everyone knew how talentless I am.
1:24.8	Can we swap that out?
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