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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Breakfast Blackout. Gooning. Sexy Birds. Gameboy Color.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Sexual Fantasy, New, Tiktok, Comedy, Can You Dont, Paisley Productions, Scared To Death, Viral Videos, Arts, Bad Magic Productions, Joe Paisley, Stupid Criminals, Insane People, Comedy Podcast, Improv, Is We Dumb, Funny, Funniest, Trending, Dan Cummins, Bryan Albrandt, Insane, Timesuck

4.31.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Do you know what gooning is? Yeah you do... you little slut. *bites lip* Let's talk about that, how sexy birds can be with a human ass, another murderous elephant rampage, soliciting a prostitute while driving a school bus, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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0:00.0

Breakfast blackout, gooning, sexy birds, game boy color.

0:06.0

I'm all flustered

0:24.2

It feels very much like that

0:28.8

A lot of moving pieces today

0:30.0

Yeah, just trying to make it happen

0:31.6

My fucking chrome is frozen

0:34.9

Then it's un-frozen, then it just closed

0:36.5

And now it's open

0:37.4

Just fuck! You know what I mean? You guys get it. There are fucking chrome is frozen then it's unfrozen then it just closed and now it's open just fuck you know

0:39.3

what i mean you guys get it dude there are many here we go not many things that

0:46.8

fucking annoying more than like computers not working i've watched it first hand it's just

0:51.8

when something that's supposed to work doesn't work it it drives me fucking insane. I was at your house and I think we were, you asked me to just kind of take a look at your, like an audio, like the audio setup that you had going for a, like a parody song that you were making. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, and did some stuff. And you sat down, and did some stuff. And you sat down, and you, like, went to move a slider, and it wasn't moving. And, like, you went from, like, within two attempts of being like, it didn't move, and he's went, what the fuck? I was just like, God! And then you just went, okay, so you could move this over here.

1:28.6

God damn it!

1:43.2

I'm just like, how is this computer still intact? Yeah. Yeah, you really don't, you don't care for it. No, no, no, no, no. I don't. Any, I'll get Chrome figured out. I'll try not to lose it. Episode 192 of Can You Don't. Thanks for being here. that email to send in stuff Hey guys at candy don't podcast.com

1:45.2

When does this one come out, Joe?

1:46.7

I have no idea. Fucking sometime mid-February, which is nuts. Yeah, so the honkathons rolling on. We had some big subscribers just in the last couple days before recording this one. I do remember that. So thank you guys for jumping in there and supporting us as we work our way through the honkathon.

2:34.4

We're doing lap time on the show today. What do we fucking doing? We're going to go into some weird practices and habits that our ancestors used to do. Are we going to talk about sex stuff? Some of kind of. What? Sex parts. Neanderthals used to parts oh yeah didn't go the back that far but that would have been better just imagine like neanderthol is just fucking bending over rock I shed didn't shave my pubes again. Why know?

2:35.5

I know.

2:37.1

That's how I knew you were here. I can smell you from 300 yards.

2:41.9

Yeah, you fucking come.

2:43.5

Yeah, we thought the ancient Roman days were smelly.

2:47.7

Reminder, got that new Joey Hogbone.

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