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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Leaf Rewards. Pants Button. S'more. Old Spruce.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Sexual Fantasy, New, Tiktok, Comedy, Can You Dont, Paisley Productions, Scared To Death, Viral Videos, Arts, Bad Magic Productions, Joe Paisley, Stupid Criminals, Insane People, Comedy Podcast, Improv, Is We Dumb, Funny, Funniest, Trending, Dan Cummins, Bryan Albrandt, Insane, Timesuck

4.31.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

*Jason (495651) in prison, we read your letter!*

Why does every piece of tech these days feel like they NEED to have some sort of reward system?! Let's talk about that, looking forward to going on vacation so much that you ignore the fact your wife just died, trying to bite your way through a tree trunk, stuffing marbles up your dick hole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Leaf Rewards Pants Button, Smoor, Old Spruce.

0:06.0

I've mentioned it before, but I'm to say it again.

0:25.1

I know it's going to be a good show because I only had to push the clock start button one time.

0:29.5

Which is fucking sweet.

0:33.1

It feels good when you push it and it works, you know?

0:36.5

You're not going fucking things suck

0:38.5

it's not five seconds off and the whole time i'm doing five second math you know i'm a little

0:43.4

disappointed though joe and me not in you line up just in the just in the episode number because

0:49.3

last week it was 187 we did the whole sublime thing. A motherfuckering, all that kind of shit.

1:13.6

187. And people were digging it. Yeah. And then it's like, we're back to 188. And it's like, there's nothing cool about 188. We just do 187B? Yeah. B, C, D, E, all the way up. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sorry, it's not fun. I think it's hard to, we're having a good time always after that theme song.

1:11.6

That theme song picks me up every time. It does. It gets you going. I'm in here drumming. I can't help it. And then I play this song and what does that do? It takes it all down. All down. Send in your content suggestions. suggestions, a reminder, we are recording a shit ton of episodes here in the next couple weeks.

1:30.8

So Brian. all down. Send in your content suggestions. A reminder, we are recording a shit ton of episodes here in the next couple weeks.

1:31.1

So Brian can go to his time share.

1:33.6

Petty beef, confessions, stuff you find on the internet to hey guys at can you don't

1:38.0

podcast.com.

1:39.3

Of course, the honkathon is on.

1:40.8

It's just kind of hanging out is what it's doing.

1:44.1

Can we get this thing rocking and rolling again, guys?

1:46.8

How about when I get back from Mexico, we should be at 500? That's a hell of a goal. So you can afford another time share?

1:52.3

Mm-hmm. Just three, three easy payments of $15 down. You know, they locked into another beautiful time share?

1:59.4

You make jokes, but I'll send, Joe, you make jokes.

2:01.2

But I'll send you a picture from my sweet.

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