Can You Don't? | Body Box. Snoring. Backwards Satan. Jiggle Fest.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2026
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Have you ever wondered what a snoring hummingbird sounds like? No? Well, I bet you are now! Let's talk about that, how common actually still being alive is when doctors go to harvest your parts, some wild music conspiracies that have made their way to Uncle Zaq's lap, bailing out on the stripclub because you decided to go to an adult porn store beforehand, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Body box. |
| 0:02.0 | Snoring. |
| 0:03.0 | Backwards Satan. |
| 0:05.0 | Jiggle fast. |
| 0:06.0 | What's up? My favorite motherfuckers? |
| 0:25.2 | It's Saturday recording day. |
| 0:28.1 | Way ahead. |
| 0:30.2 | Brian's going to Mexico. |
| 0:32.0 | So we're doing like six episodes in two... |
| 0:35.9 | In three days. |
| 0:37.3 | In two and a half weeks |
| 0:38.1 | episode 189 |
| 0:41.0 | of the can you don't podcast |
| 0:42.3 | thanks for joining us |
| 0:43.7 | 189 |
| 0:45.6 | send in your content suggestions |
| 0:47.3 | and petty beef confessions |
| 0:48.7 | whatever it is |
| 0:49.5 | the hey guys at can you don't podcast.com |
| 0:51.9 | oh god |
| 0:53.2 | Casey's coming out today, boy. |
| 0:54.7 | It keeps happening. |
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