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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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If aliens offering immortality landed on Earth tomorrow and were willing to take you on a tour of the entire universe BUT you could never return to Earth... would you go? Let's talk about that, why the heck Bryan was crying in bed like a giant man-baby, another doctor doing more shady shit while he shouldn't be, the amazing world of counterintuitive but true facts, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Crying in bed. Wallet drugs. Cow. Heart attack. Are you excited for today's episode brine i am joe thank you for asking joe are you excited
0:27.4	well here already is wooed you answered my question zach jump the gum zack jump the gun
0:33.2	zack listen to that fucking horn how long long was that? That's pretty good, I think. I've been practicing a lot. Oh, good. You have? Yeah. That's sad. You just sit at home. It's my only instrument that I'm obsessed with now. It was the seven string. Now it's this little thing. You play music? Yeah, I play the party horn. I play the party horn.
0:54.7	Is it? Wow. And someone doesn't know what it is. It's like a harmonica, but one note and more
1:00.7	exciting. Can you, would you be able to cut holes in that and be able to add pitches to it?
1:05.5	Or is it just right, probably. Does the sound? Yeah. There's only one way to find out. I'm sure...
1:11.0	What if the internet has tried to turn a party horn into a flute? I just visualized like a little teeny recorder. Yeah. We too. Yeah. That's a beautiful concept and I'm here for it. All right. We have some new merch, by the way. I'm not sure if we... I think we mentioned it last week, but we didn't show it off.
1:28.7	We do have a whole lineup of fucking coming in there.
1:31.1	You fucking coming. Sweatshirts, t-shirts available right now at can you don't podcast.com. And if you're part of the gaggle and support us on Patreon, we also have a tumbler that says the pond on it. We just had our first inaugural pond. God, just two days ago, that the time they were recording this show. It was a good time. But we'll be doing that next one coming up here, October 7th. It was so much fun. Thanks to everyone who joined us. And if you want to be part of the live experience that is the pond as we grow and evolve that to just be more of a complete shit show.
2:01.8	You can go ahead and support us on Patreon.
2:03.8	Patreon.com slash Can You Don't Podcast.
2:06.7	Speaking of that, we were one away.
2:10.9	By the way, guys, we made it all the way to 424 a couple days ago.
2:15.9	And then some cards got denied or something
2:18.8	and we fell back off
2:19.7	so we didn't make it
2:21.7	still
2:22.4	to Brian getting his
2:24.2	fucking eyes checked
2:25.5	I desperately
2:26.3	at the time they were recording this
2:28.0	were like three away
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