Can You Don't? | Hot Peppers. Best Friend. Lock. Fingerprints.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Ohhhhh the joys of parenting. Nothing really brings a father and son together like completely shattering trust because you're a dipshit. Let's talk about that, pissing a random dude off during a foursome because you have a massive hog, getting locked out of the house when you really need to poop, getting railed by Big Bird, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Hot peppers, best friend, lock, fingerprints. |
| 0:05.0 | Having one of those |
| 0:23.2 | fun recording experiences |
| 0:26.3 | where nobody has touched |
| 0:27.5 | the goddamn thing |
| 0:28.5 | and you sit down the next time |
| 0:30.3 | and something's going wrong |
| 0:31.5 | how does that happen |
| 0:32.9 | but I think there's something crawling in my ear |
| 0:34.7 | and hissing. |
| 0:35.3 | Like someone snuck in here |
| 0:36.7 | and was like fuck fuck these guys. |
| 0:38.1 | It was this, right? He started moving shit. He's like, you're flip me. I'm going to go start my own show. These guys are having too much fun. I'm going to start a radio show that talks about stuff. Yeah. We, whatever. It's like a podcast that just talks about scoreboards and sprinklers. How many listeners you think you'd get? |
| 0:55.3 | Six. |
| 0:56.0 | Episode 206! a podcast that just talks about scoreboards and sprinklers. How many listeners do you think you'd get? |
| 0:56.0 | Episode 206 of Can You Don't. |
| 1:00.2 | Thanks for being here with us. |
| 1:01.2 | 206. C-Town. |
| 1:02.6 | Okay. |
| 1:03.7 | Send in your content suggestions, petty beef, |
| 1:06.0 | confessions, starting questions, jokes, |
| 1:08.4 | all that shit to hey guys at can't you know podcast.com. Creeping a little closer to the next goal for Honkathon. If you guys are sick of us talking about it, go subscribe. For the love of God, 450, Brian and Zach will eat their Sistromic. Just throw me. We're just waiting to it. We've already researched it. We've got places to buy it. We just got to hit that marker as we progress through. Head over to patreon.com slash can you know podcast. We do have some new merch to talk about. Check this out. Super Wake. I was just been waiting for it. Yeah. And if you are a part of the gaggle on Patreon, you already have access to this baby. |
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