Can You Don't? | Castaway. Gushers. Push Door. Shoe Phone.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Pro tip: when you're getting arrested and the cops ask you to call your family, don't take your shoe off and try to use it as a phone. It's not a good look. Let's talk about that, what really is the color of the middle light on a stoplight, a wild night with some wild girls, plastic wrapping a nativity scene to save time next Christmas, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Castaway, gushers, push door, shoe phone. |
| 0:05.0 | That's not no what |
| 0:23.9 | is it going to stay i don't know |
| 0:26.4 | i we suspect that zach is high what |
| 0:30.2 | we think Zach's high what just because of the start of the show today |
| 0:34.4 | like i was screaming through the door and he's like, yeah, got it. |
| 0:39.5 | And then you don't got it. |
| 0:40.6 | And he does, he did not got it. |
| 0:42.1 | I don't got it. |
| 0:42.9 | He didn't got it. |
| 0:45.1 | I forgot how to get it. |
| 0:46.4 | Are you high? |
| 0:47.2 | No. |
| 0:47.8 | You promise? |
| 0:48.5 | I promise. |
| 0:49.2 | I'm stupid, I think. |
| 0:50.4 | You swear on Jeebus? |
| 0:52.8 | I wouldn't drive to idaho high why not for there's a ton of |
| 0:56.8 | reasons episode 205 of the can you don't podcast uh keep on sending it in it got it's getting |
| 1:05.7 | heavy lately it feels good it's picking up i'm sure it has to do with uh everyone's getting that |
| 1:10.7 | vitamin d yeah the sun's coming out yeah they're getting some uh little inspiration but keep sending |
| 1:16.0 | in your content suggestions your stories your confessions petty beeps to hey guys at can you know |
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