Can You Don't? | Ankle Monitor. Lactic Acid. Manatee. Get Bent.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Can you even imagine how good it would feel to get released from a prison, get your shit together, then end up BUYING THE SAME PRISON YOU WERE KEPT IN?! Let's talk about that, trying to fool the cops by putting your ankle monitor on your dog, why do all women leave giant balls of hair in the shower, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Ankle monitor lactic acid manatee |
| 0:04.0 | get bent |
| 0:06.0 | Hi I just watching that intro Hi! |
| 0:22.8 | Hi! |
| 0:23.7 | I was just watching that intro on the screen. |
| 0:26.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.7 | And the part where you're getting caught jerking off. |
| 0:31.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.1 | I just remember that, I think that's, isn't it an animated gif on the website? |
| 0:37.4 | I think the animated... Well, I can't say no for sure. |
| 0:42.6 | But I think the animated gift that's on the website is some other, probably similar |
| 0:47.4 | situation because we are us. |
| 0:50.8 | But then like we start apologizing and then you bend down and start sucking my dick and then you start |
| 0:54.7 | fucking your face oh that's that's what i'm thinking but we brush it off kind of like it's a |
| 0:58.5 | like a like a sitcom introduction yeah yeah yeah how classy that that was it's i don't see it right now |
| 1:05.3 | yeah it looks it looks good like i'm out here on the side of the podcast world like |
| 1:10.1 | why is it in slow motion? |
| 1:11.8 | It's going really slow. |
| 1:13.5 | Wow. |
| 1:13.8 | It's like, the internet down here basically doesn't exist, though. |
| 1:16.4 | Yeah, that sucks. |
| 1:17.4 | Yeah, we learn. |
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