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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Terrified. Canadian Elk. Random. Pizza?

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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I think we all know that feeling when you just NEED to have a drink... but I'm not sure if stopping for beer while on your way to the hospital with your wife after you just shot her is ever a good time for a drink. Let's talk about that, why is Canada so amazing, selling seats at your wedding to help cover the cost, forgetting where you parked your airplane, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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0:00.0

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0:05.5

That's audible.co.uk slash wondering.

0:12.7

Terrified. Canadian elk. Random. Random. Pizza? From the listener perspective, nothing has changed.

0:36.5

From our perspective, we haven't seen each other for two and a half weeks. How are you guys doing? That seemed weird. Last time we were all here was your birthday. Yeah, what a fucking party. It was nuts. That was fun. Had an 80s theme. Had some friends step up because the whole place was decked out. I completely forgot about the theme. You showed up in a cowboy hat. I showed up in a golf shirt in a cowboy hat. Just fucking Brian, he's like, nope. I just forgot. Zach, you too, motherfucker? Yeah, I just know what I always heard. You guys just show up and everyone was just fucking decked out and 80 stuff. You're like, whoops. So the only thing I remember was that you were like

1:10.8

jorts yeah that's all I remember and so when I showed up I saw your joy I was like oh

1:16.5

fuck the jorts and then I walked in and it was like Zach Morris was like exploded all over

1:22.3

the place there was a blast a lot of fun little wild felt i felt weirdly dressed because i showed up in a cowboy

1:29.0

hat and a golf shirt going for like casual southern oil man the thought of casual southern

1:36.5

nice that's never i don't know if that's ever been a birthday theme party that's what i was going for

1:40.9

that'd be so funny to have a theme birthday. It's his casual Southern oil man. Yeah.

1:44.6

You're like, what the fuck?

1:45.5

All the different takes on that. But anyway, the sentence, you just said, oh, fuck the jorts. I don't know if that thought has ever been. Oh, fuck the jorts. Much of them has ever crossed anyone's mind. But happy to be back. We'll talk more about our little vacations and stuff.

1:42.7

You went to Priest's Lake.

1:44.1

I was in fucking Canada.

1:45.9

God damn, had a lot of fun up there. Episode 1, 6-7. Why are the kids saying they all do this? They all go 6-7. I don't know. Were you not playing along with me in the 6-7 or you just... I don't even know what it is.

2:18.2

Yeah.

2:18.5

Oh, yeah.

2:18.9

All the kids, like the teenagers and stuff, they're all going 6-7. Huh. They don't even know why they're doing it. I bet you. Same way they would say with the... What was that phase? Or yeah, oh, yeah, the Hawk 2 when that all was going around. had six-year-olds just going,

2:14.9

oh, dude, spit on that thing.

2:17.0

You know what the fuck you're talking about.

2:20.0

And if you... to when that all was going around. He had six-year-olds just going, I'm too, spit on that thing.

2:34.9

You know what the fuck you're talking about? And if you do, that's even worse. My little kid down in the, they were playing Roblox on the Xbox, and the seven-year-old's like, can I get a ho-e-you? See, that I can get behind. Yeah, but still, if you knew what you were doing.

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