Can you dig it? Yes, you can & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for another week of packed confessions.

First up Adam relives the three-channel era and, in a strop over Corrie, does the unthinkable… and plunges an entire village into a total blackout. Louise’s Brighton hen-do goes from bubbles to life drawing to accidentally gifting a homeless man cake… and a bag full of very questionable sketches.

Guaca-mole wages fertiliser-based war on mum’s “sacred oval”, and Jay learns why you never, ever feed seagulls near a car park.

If you have a confession send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk

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0:00.0	Babe, it's Gem.
0:02.0	Just voice-noting you because I'm so busy.
0:05.0	I can't even type right now.
0:06.8	I'm working on that big presentation for my new launch.
0:10.3	I'm making it on Canva Mobile like you suggested.
0:13.1	And it's making everything iconic.
0:16.8	So it's a bit noisy, babe's mabts is going off.
0:20.3	Anyways, I'm going to ping the presentation to you now so you can see what I mean. Yeah, madame. Got to go, hon. Thanks for introducing me to Canva. Love you. What's on TV? The answer is a lot. There's never been more choice ever what to put on the box with an abundance of great new shows, but you can miss them all if you don't know where to look. And that's where the Pilot TV podcast comes in, your essential guide to every show that matters. Each week, we sift through the very best in Prestige TV to help you decide what's worth spending your time on and what isn't. So join me, James Dyer, as well as venerable TV critics, Boyd Hilton and Kay Ribeiro,
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1:02.9	You can't do much in under five minutes.
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1:27.5	Step into our confessal. Confess all. We won't tell anyone.
1:29.0	Just the entire nation.
1:31.0	From Greatest Hits Radio.
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