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Simon Mayo's Confessions
Bauer Media
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo, Sister Holly and Brother Matthew for a slightly shorter episode that still delivers three absolute belters — plus Parish Notice Board gossip, five-star reviews, and a heated debate about how on earth you say 'guacamole'.
We first walk down the cold marble steps for a confession from the crypt involving ashes, an urn and a vacuum cleaner.
Then Mr C, a trainee engineer on a deep-water trawler off Greenland, quietly “sorts” a toilet problem and accidentally creates a floating arctic legend.
Plus: Jonathan, aged nine, proudly parades a “lady-shaped” inflatable from a den… straight into Dad’s allotment.
Got a confession? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk.
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| 0:00.0 | Babe, it's Gem. |
| 0:02.0 | Just voice-noting you because I'm so busy. |
| 0:05.0 | I can't even type right now. |
| 0:06.8 | I'm working on that big presentation for my new launch. |
| 0:10.3 | I'm making it on Canva Mobile like you suggested. |
| 0:13.1 | And it's making everything iconic. |
| 0:16.8 | So it's a bit noisy, babe's mabts is going off. |
| 0:20.3 | Anyways, I'm going to ping the presentation to you now so you can see what I mean. Yeah, madame. Got to go, hon. Thanks for introducing me to Canva. Love you. You can't do much in under five minutes. Boil an egg. Sure. Cook a roast dinner? No chance. But comparing car insurance prices with mustard.com. |
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| 0:50.4 | A Rayo Original podcast. I'm Catherine Ryan. Back for season three of my podcast, What's My Age Again? |
| 0:56.8 | What is your chronologically age? |
| 0:58.0 | Why would you ask it like that? |
| 0:59.2 | Join more celebrity guests as they take the test to find the difference between their biological and chronological ages. |
| 1:05.0 | And first up, it's Jimmy Carr. |
| 1:07.0 | If I wear casual clothes, I look like an undercover cop at Glastonbury. |
| 1:11.4 | What's My Age Again returns March 17th. |
| 1:13.9 | Find it on the Rayo app, Apple, Spotify, Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:20.5 | A Rayo Original podcast. |
| 1:23.7 | Step into our confessional. |
| 1:25.6 | Confess all. |
| 1:26.6 | We won't tell anyone. Just the entire nation. |
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