Hello fans, Merry Christmas, daddy long days here. I'd like to wish all the fans and

prospective fans for 2022 and Merry Christmas. I would also like to extend an

hour of branch to my screwed in Jews, my muzzies, and my celebrators of

Quanzia. Be holiday season to you, we are one. Also the aliens that come and just

jack off to us. I'd like to say hello to you too. I know you come, you hover, and

you leave quick because after you bust, you lose interest. I'd like to say

Kaniichiwa to you too. It's Christmas and I would like you all to know about my

Patreon. Patreon.com slash Yawning Long Days. So for Christmas, I'm giving you a

free episode of the latest squeaky clean, which is my weekly bonus episode

over on my channel Patreon.com slash Yawning Long Days. Enjoy it, listen to it,

it's me, it's intimate, it's unbridled, it's wild, come bathe with me in 2022.

For Christmas, me and my family would like, as a present, for you to join my

Patreon Patreon.com slash Yawning Long Days. It's only $5 a month to access the

weekly bonus episode. And if you'd like further content, video content, you go

at a higher tier. I love you all and shout out to Sadduh because he's coming to

town to break into your house and have sex with your wife.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day you took it away. Indian

giver, you're cheating on me. On Christmas, you cheat in flusy. Last Christmas, I

gave you my heart. Okay. So you're cheap. You didn't get me a present. I mean, this isn't

a Disney movie. This is not a studio Hollywood movie. Love is not enough. I want the

PlayStation 5. I want an eye watch. I want Tommy John's on the wares. No, I'm not sponsored

by Tommy John's on the wares, but they are missing a good opportunity to have an enthusiastic,

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