Coming up on today's socially distant sports bar, part one.

A lot of Swansea ulygans chased a lot of carliff hooligans into the sea.

They were fighting on the beach.

And, yeah.

Churchill style.

That was a man.

What I used to find, so say there'd be a person there called i don't know mike for instance or mark

all right you could have such a good how good is your how good is your imagination

Elle is he mike or step did he all right somebody's your like you couldn't even reach

mike or no no no no Margaret you'll never guess what's happened

honey go and get my cleats honey Margaret, you'll never guess what's happened. Honey?

Go and get my cleats, honey.

Pack up the station wagon.

I'm going back to big leagues.

They want me back for one last shot.

It is mad.

Oh, it's brilliant.

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