The Ferts Show.

Our producer, Messy Mikey, is about to go on his very first spring break.

Woey!

Hey! Let's make it as awkward as possible.

Let's do this.

You know, a couple of days ago, we said that, man, spring breaks aren't like they used to be back in my day

M TV was there it was wild and this and that and it's so PC now but then I went online this week and I saw some things that are going on

spring break haven't changed all that much no no it's not it's not PC they were trying

like Miami was trying to curb it because apparently it's just got more dangerous

did you see some of the pictures from Miami?

Because kids were like, they don't really mean it.

So they went out there in the afternoon and it looked just as wild.

But the police were like cleaning it up at six o'clock at night. They're like,

I'm glad you had your fun now get home. Yeah. Now they've they've now

incorporated new rules to try to curb you know being drunk in public and public intoxication and you know being drunk in public and public

intoxication and you know any type of fights and stuff like that.

I remember being on vacation one year and

MTV was on the beach and hope my dad paid for me to go to Hawaii.

So see I mean thousands and thousands and thousands and

thousands of 18, 19, 20, 21-year-olds on the beach just lined up in front of the

MTV stage.

It was pure hedonism.

...