Morning vibes with unreal weather and Riz taking his dogs on a three-mile walk instead of hitting the gym — because let’s be honest, the dogs won that negotiation immediately. There’s talk about vitamin D, REO Speedwagon being the soundtrack of the stroll, and the slow realization that spring might actually be here (but nobody fully trusts it).

Conversation shifts into seasonal habits — rotating clothes, dry cleaning coats (or not), and the eternal hope that winter is finally done.

This episode kicks off with spring finally showing up in St. Louis, but quickly spirals into chaos as Rafe turns getting a retaining wall into a full-blown dating show—interviewing 15 contractors before falling for a guy named Tom who actually explained what he was doing (romance isn’t dead, it just builds landscaping). The crew also dives into March Madness, where picking teams based on vibes might be smarter than actual knowledge, and the city cracking down hard on street takeovers with curfews, fines, and spike strips like it’s GTA: STL.

From there, things get even weirder with a 90s movie bracket that sparks emotional debates, a possible Banksy identity reveal that might ruin the mystery, and an uplifting update on Punch the Monkey, who somehow has a better love life than most listeners. Add in Gen Z declaring capital letters “too aggressive,” a wild round of Fake News or Florida (spoiler: it’s always Florida), and some celeb news about Mick Jagger slowing down, and you’ve got a perfectly chaotic snapshot of a world that makes less sense by the day—but is way funnier because of it.

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