Hey Freaks. Tim back here to introduce a best of show for your Friday morning. This whole week is a little messed up. It started off with me heading back from Ash to Bula, so we did that mini program. Then we started to go back on track. But yesterday, I posted the show late. And so now today I'm posting the show late as well. So right now we're going to do a best of program.

I will have a new full-length episode of DV for you guys, probably in the afternoon,

and then a bonus segment show either later in the evening or maybe on Saturday for side show freaks.

As for today's best of show, this is actually a suggestion from DB listener Eric, kind of. He thought the October 6th, 2019 show was particularly good.

He said it featured the first time we ever mentioned Mead, early unicorn hamster,

Love Lady, Cat Lady, but here's the thing. When I went back and listened to this,

I think it's an entirely different show.

But then I was like, oh, this is a good one too.

Not only does it have a really funny installment of that bit where I call the party line,

and it ends up everyone on this service is just a child predator looking for some action.

Included in this episode is the origin of this now classic sound clip.

I want to come while I eat your smelly, hairy, wet pussy.

Yeah, he was a dude on that chat line so you can listen to his entire message.

Sit back, enjoy this classic episode of DV, and I will be back a little bit later today

with a new one.

All right, bye, freaks.

Hey, freaks, it's Sunday, October 6th, 2019.

Coming up on the program today, my newest attempt at entrapping sexual predators.

Plus, pieces of my dead dad are stuck in my fingernails.

A Florida birthday shooting and scrambled eggs.

The case of the trans rooster.

All coming up today.

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