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A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – May 23, 2025💥 Super Masturbation Bros. 3: Tootsie Rolls and Thermal Runaways 🧠 On today’s psychotic swerve into the weekend: 🎤 Plus: 🛍️ Sponsored by AdamAndEve.com – Use code FREAK at checkout for free stuff, porn, gifts, and more. Even if you’re just moving furniture. […]

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0:30.6

Hey, freaks, it's Friday, May 23rd, 2025. Coming up on the program today, Super Masturbation

0:36.1

Brothers 3. Plus, a teenage mutant ninja lesbian rages over her Obama phone.

0:41.5

The new TikTok trend where you just blow stuff up at school.

0:44.6

And an update on Diddy's tiny tootsie roll cock.

0:47.9

All this, but your voicemails, Teddy!

0:52.1

Okay, next hour, we'll take your phone calls with Nick Redfern as we talk about one of Ian Puntett's favorite subjects, Cryptozoology.

0:59.7

Hey, Ian, double duty this weekend, huh?

1:01.5

Exactly. Oh, thank you. Were you watching any of the soccer action?

1:05.3

Yeah, I did in glimpses, but I'm more fascinated with Paul the octopus.

1:10.1

Yeah. He's picked Spain over the Netherlands, and he's not wrong, so, you know, off we go.

1:15.4

Well, it was one of those little main surprises when we walk in the house.

1:18.3

It looked like one great big room, and then you can break it up like that, and each one could have a different heat.

1:24.0

And I think, wow, that's, you know, that's, it's just getting really good driveway.

1:29.5

That depends.

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