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Distorted View Daily

Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Voicemails from the Freaks: 💉 In the News: Kansas man tasered after biting officers and his own dog. Arrested. Dog’s fine. Colorado man claims 3,000 fentanyl pills are just for personal use (Judge: “lol no”). Texas woman smuggles fentanyl in her vagina. It’s the new Flintstones Chewable. WW2 grenade in a kid’s […]

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0:00.0

Without further interruption, let's celebrate and suck some dick.

0:05.2

Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, May 21st, 2025 coming up on the program today when the ghost of fat pussy's past comes to visit you in your sleep.

0:13.8

Plus, a slap to the face causes an eyeball to explode and rubbing your dick up and down a wart infested diseased ass cunt. All this

0:22.6

push your voicemails, chatting. You know, signs and wonders are for the unbeliever,

0:30.0

and you may be a believing unbeliever, but let me tell you, see signs and wonders always come

0:34.8

to back the message, to back the gospel, to give glory to Jesus Christ.

0:38.6

And let me tell you, God is about to release signs and wonders following true believers to shakabah.

0:46.3

Wah ha ha ha ha to glorify the lamb.

0:51.7

Che to attest it. ho ho ho woo he is god woo and so right now we just release them

1:02.5

lightnings i think you look for them lightnings we just loose them lightnings in the glory and hail

1:09.5

and them lightnings the lightenings and the hell in the glory and hail and them lightnings the lightnings in the hail

1:12.4

in the glory may you tap

1:14.6

into those treasure houses

1:16.9

of hail and snow

1:18.4

and may your adversaries get

1:20.5

dumped on in the glory

1:22.1

shaka-a-b-bye it's finished

1:24.5

it's done

1:25.8

the adversaries have been dealt on already.

1:31.4

Shabbat daub a ding-dong.

1:33.1

It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.

1:36.9

I can eat pussy for days, says Tim.

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