New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Tadda. K Rock, finally show. I'm not thrilled right now for so many reasons. Why? Because you're realizing you have lots of dandruff yeah a couple

of things johnny goes well i don't know how much that came out of johnny claimed there was a bunch of flakes

in in jake's uh clippers that got all over me oh he might have given you lice

oh yeah didn't uh you lice it yet i have hair i have hair all over my face right now

well that's nothing new jake has fleas that That's right, not lice. Thank you. Blind Charlie's here. No, no, no, I don't have fleas. Flee's I have ants. Blind Charlie's in the studio now. He's shaving my head for some reason. We don't even know why anymore. If you're new to the show, it's a lot to keep up with. Cinco de Mayo. We're supposed be celebrating because we'll be across the street in about an hour.

And I recommend you get there early. So you get locked in on those free gourmet tacos at the sconce, the limited edition Klein Alley show Cinco de Mayo shirt, which I'm wearing right now. Currently, you'll get one that's not covered in hair. And Ali, be honest now. How's the haircut look at this point? Well, right now it looks not great because it's not even yet.

But when it's done...

It's a blind man cutting my hair.

What do you think?

It's going to look good? the haircut look at this point? Well, right now it looks not great. Thank you. Because it's not even yet.

But when it's done...

It's a blind man cutting my hair. What do you think? It's going to look good? He's just not done yet. I think the parts that look even look very good. Yeah, you're not really shaving your head. Yeah, I mean, it's actually looks fairly normal. It's funny how every time you try to say that, Johnny just laughs in the back.

It just looks like a different person now. Great. It looks like a real foo. Johnny said I'm a certified foo. For Cinco de Mayo, I transformed into a foo. Yeah. Mike Klein, I think that when this is done, you are actually going to like this look. Yeah, I highly doubt it. You save a lot. Thank you, Charlie, for all those comments. You save a lot on what? Johnny, why do we, why are we full phones now at K Rock? And everyone wants to claim that even on Cinco Tomorrow, a day that we should be celebrating everyone's Mexican heritage, that there are times when even Mexicans accuse you, Johnny, a Mexican of being a bad Mexican. Oh yeah, a lot of things. I'm a no-sabo kid because I don't speak Spanish or it's not the best Spanish or like spicy foods. Like I didn't start eating hot Cheetos till like about three years ago. Is that the spiciest food you eat? It's just hot Cheetos. That's not only food I know. The spices I'd like to go. If you refer to hot Cheetos as your spicy food, you are a terrible Mexican. Totally. Exactly. Well, and also just your diet in general is just kind of like mac and cheese and chicken fingers. Like the kids menu at any restaurant. That's me. Right. And you don't cook. I cook, but I'm not like Martha Stewart with it. But does it bother you when you get accused of being a bad Mexican?

Yeah, because it's like, what do you want me to do?

I try to speak Spanish.

I try to ingratiate myself with the culture, but it's like, you're not really.

And it's like, whatever.

You wrote a song about tamales.

Exactly.

Tamales, Tamales.

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