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Episode One

Call of Cthulhu: 1001 Funny Jokes [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Terre Haute, Indiana, 1929. Three independently wealthy gentlemen converge at the Cordial Center for Dignified Living when strange occurrences begin to disrupt everyday life… Full series on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1001-funny-jokes-85432454

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0:00.0

But you had to Dr. Barley Potts office and the doors open and as you walk in, you see a rather

0:07.3

portly man with very tiny glasses on the tip of his nose messing around with a ship in a bottle.

0:15.3

And he kind of nods up at you as you watch.

0:18.1

Ah, Dr. Tropicana, how you doing today?

0:21.8

Beautiful day out, isn't it?

0:24.0

I haven't looked.

0:25.2

I haven't been out here.

0:26.1

I've been messing with this thing in here.

0:28.5

How you like this?

0:29.6

Does this look accurate to you?

0:30.9

And he shows you like this recreation of a Spanish galleon that he's working on with

0:35.4

cheesers inside of it.

0:41.0

And around the room, there's paintings of ships in a bottle.

0:46.1

There's paintings of ships in the bottle still somehow sailing in the ocean as normal ships.

0:49.2

He has about 17 different ships in a bottle.

0:52.1

And none of them are really interesting ships.

0:56.1

They're all like historical recreations of some ship.

1:01.9

And the only difference that they have is like, you know, this one has like one less rope.

1:04.6

This one has two sails instead of three.

1:11.9

And the room immediately as you walk in, I want you to give me a willpower check as you kind of are surrounded by all these ships in a bottle.

1:15.0

So roll D100 for POW.

1:18.4

The room just stinks like ships in a bottle.

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