Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

Inside the closet.

I don't even know how to catch up with you.

And we're back.

What do we do? Where's the last time we left off?

Because it was Robin, but then I went to Vegas and New Orleans.

Yeah, so let's start with...

So I have so much to talk about.

Yeah, I want to hear all about it because I don't even know what's going on with me except for there is one

thing that Carly Aquilino our friend said is an idea and at first I was like what and

then I was like oh my god and it's kind of crazy but she said I was like, what? And then I was like, oh my God, and it's kind of crazy.

But she said, she was like, you and Mateo should have a baby.

Not to put you on the spot.

No offense, but I wouldn't trust you with a plant.

I mean, I wouldn't trust either one of us with a plant.

I guess that means I'd have to be the one that would get pregnant. I would hope so.

Was it going to be me? I don't know I hadn't thought about that part. You don't seem like the pregnant

type. No no. Like if you were, okay, let's say you find a love of your life. Yeah. You're in a relationship. She's taking that baby. But what's like she can't? Let's say she has an issue and she can't. The only way to have a child is you

get pregnant. Here's how I would do it. I can't imagine. I would do it only if I could

go be on some secluded island where no one could see me.

Because a big part of it is I wouldn't want anyone to see me in such a feminized position.

Because it's like so womany that I would feel weird.

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