Blow Job Advice w/ Carly Aquilino

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Our special guest this week is Carly Aquilino! She tells us all about her boyfriend Matt. Plus, Emma reminisces about giving blow jobs and Matteo might be dying. Then we get to your questions about bottoming, labels, and spirituality. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Carly - @CarlyAquilino Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:08.0	He does. And we're back.
0:11.0	So we're talking about our friend Carly's boyfriend.
0:14.0	And we're here with our friend Carly today who we've referenced a bunch of times in the
0:17.8	podcast.
0:18.8	Oh my God you have.
0:19.8	Yeah of course.
0:20.8	Yesterday.
0:21.8	Yesterday. Yesterday.
0:23.0	I said yesterday that Carly had given me the seed of a thought to maybe someday have a baby with
0:29.6	Mateo.
0:30.6	Yes, we, yes.
0:31.6	But I did also say that I thought I was going to have a baby with Mateo.
0:34.8	I said I would definitely give you sperm.
0:38.0	I mean I don't want to raise, I'll show up and be like a cool aunt, but I'm not going to be... you would be the most fun
0:43.6	and but I will say how fun would our Christmas card be. So fucking fun. That's what we
0:49.0	were talking about I said to Emma I said picture us holding our babies that we had with Mateo and Mateo naked
0:55.6	Well that part I would do I would just be the Christmas tree just decorate me
1:02.3	I don't give a shit.
1:03.3	Also, she knows you'd give the sperm.
1:05.1	I don't think anyone's thinking that we would have sex.
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