Experts On Nothing w/ Robyn Schall

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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#InsideTheCloset makes history by hosting our first ever heterosexual guest, Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic). We love Robyn, and give her two tabs of ecstasy and she loves women for a few hours. Hear about everyone's shared love of psychopathic partners, and let the gang answer your dating and steam room cruising questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.
0:06.0	Is it a surprise that I'm a guest? Can I not post it?
0:11.0	Actually, that was recording.
0:14.4	We're here!
0:15.8	We're here with our good friend Robin Shaw,
0:18.6	our first heterosexual guest.
0:20.6	Who-hoo.
0:21.6	Straight, straight, straight. I wish we had like a little like...
0:24.0	Wait, Robin, what were you saying right before we started?
0:26.0	Yes, we...
0:27.0	And I said, wait, we got to get this on here.
0:29.0	Wait, but also, for a long time, I was trying to convince Emma that I wasn't completely straight and we used to debate about this because she'd be like no you are straight and we would debate it
0:39.8	And I always thought it was weird someone like it was like the opposite of coming out of the clock like yeah
0:44.7	I was putting her right back in
0:46.9	That's that's real progressive with them. Someone's trying to confide into that they may have sexual
0:56.2	You know tendencies and you're like I don't think so. Because like there's like definitely a little part of me that like women I've been with a woman. Tell them about the time you're with a woman. Wait how many women have've been with a woman.
1:02.6	Tell them about the time you're with.
1:03.6	Wait, how many women have you been with?
1:05.0	Just one?
1:06.0	Well, it's very confusing.
1:08.0	Tell them.
1:09.4	I don't think it's that confusing.
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