"C*M & P*SSY" with MEGAN GAILEY
Good Morning, Sodomites!
Zach Noe Towers
4.9 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Megan Gailey is a fantastic comedian who also has experience with sororities, the state of Indiana, and boycotting white peen.
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| 0:00.0 | It's me. |
| 0:00.6 | Your host, Zach Newee Towers, looking sexier than ever, if I do say so myself. |
| 0:23.6 | I just wanted to let you know real quick that I am going on tour and I'd love to see you at a live show. So real quick, I'll be in San Diego, California, May 22nd, Raleigh, North Carolina, June 16th, Charlotte, North Carolina, June 17th. San Francisco, I'll be at the punchline all weekend, June 25th, 26th, and 27th. |
| 0:21.3 | London is August 1st, Philadelphia, September 23rd, St. Louis, |
| 0:28.1 | September 24th, Portland, Oregon, October 15th. Also, my special is fully out and available to |
| 0:35.4 | watch for free on YouTube on the Purse First Studios channel. |
| 0:38.7 | It's called Twink Death. |
| 0:40.2 | And I think it's very good. |
| 0:42.0 | I'd love for you to like, comment, share if you can. |
| 0:46.3 | Anyway, enjoy the episode. |
| 0:50.8 | Mm, yeah, more. |
| 0:55.0 | Give it to me. Mm, yeah, more. Give it to me. |
| 0:56.1 | Mm, yeah, more. |
| 0:59.8 | Good morning, Sotomites with Zach Bowie Towers. |
| 1:06.4 | It's Teacher appreciation week. |
| 1:13.8 | And I, of course, volunteered to, like, not be the room mom, but be, like, the room mom assistant. |
| 1:20.5 | What's that even look like? |
| 1:21.8 | Is it, like, getting cupcakes and... |
| 1:23.4 | It's like, yeah, lots. |
| 1:24.5 | It's like stuff every day. |
| 1:26.1 | But it's crazy because the mom who's running it is a teacher. |
| 1:29.4 | And I'm like... |
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