"THE 5 B's" with JUSTIN EASTZER

Good Morning, Sodomites!

Zach Noe Towers

Comedy

4.9 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Justin Eastzer is a huge advocate for the diabetic community while simultaneously being a human being that identifies as 50% horny.

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0:00.0	It's me.
0:00.6	Your host, Zach Newee Towers, looking sexier than ever, if I do say so myself.
0:23.6	I just wanted to let you know real quick that I am going on tour and I'd love to see you at a live show. So real quick, I'll be in San Diego, California, May 22nd, Raleigh, North Carolina, June 16th, Charlotte, North Carolina, June 17th. San Francisco, I'll be at the punchline all weekend, June 25th, 26th, and 27th.
0:21.3	London is August 1st, Philadelphia, September 23rd, St. Louis,
0:28.1	September 24th, Portland, Oregon, October 15th. Also, my special is fully out and available to
0:35.4	watch for free on YouTube on the Purse First Studios channel.
0:38.7	It's called Twink Death.
0:40.2	And I think it's very good.
0:42.0	I'd love for you to like, comment, share if you can.
0:46.3	Anyway, enjoy the episode.
0:50.8	Mm, yeah, more.
0:55.0	Give it to me. Mm, yeah, more. Give it to me.
0:56.1	Mm, yeah, more.
0:59.8	Good morning, Sotomites with Zach Bowie Towers.
1:06.4	Uh-huh.
1:12.6	Justin Eastzer. That's me.
1:13.6	Hi.
1:14.6	Am I on your show right now?
1:15.6	You're on your show right now.
1:17.6	It's very, very calm, cool, chill conversation.
1:21.6	Cool. I'm going to put my phone on Do Not Disturb.
1:23.6	Okay, please.
	...

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